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I don't have money or Viagra, but porn is free. Wish the other two were, as well...

Anyone have a hook and fishing line? No? Sir. Do you- Oh, he's walking away. No one? What's that? Yes. I'll have to be lowered of course with my back to the water. Well, how else am I going to catch a whale? If I have to use my little worm and lose it, so be it. At this point, I'll settle for a shark.

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