Hmmm revolutions and magic happen because teh advertising says so?
So like I've learned a little about marketing and advertising the past few years.... and like many other things when your learning you think TOO HARD about the solutions you come up with...which are TOO COMPLEX when usually the way to get your point across is like the simplest and most ridiculous thing... Most people DONT CARE about the details these days... they just want TEH WORLD promised to them at a price they don't have to feel too guilty about...
BUT even so... it still gives me a funny feeling when I see shet like this on Apple's site for the ipad
So ummm... its "revolutionary" and "magical" because ummm the maker of the product said so? Before it has been released? ummm yeh... YA see that... MAGICAL + REVOLUTIONARY + $499... APPLE I see what you did there...
SO why don't we all take a lesson from Apple and start talking about how magical and revolutionary the things we make are and how we are all amazing geniuses that can be bought for a reasonable price!
Part of this ploy is that the consumer believes he/she also will become a "magical" and "revolutionary" person for owning said product... Its very much like organized religion... GAWD(Apple) gave me this holy device(Ipad) which does like magic things(buys and watches shet) and it marks the start of a new religion ("revolution") I MEAN have you seen the PAIN and SUFFERING people have gone through to get they holy devices from GAWD?!?! OMG "LIL RICH BOY JOhnny in Palo Alto waited in line with his RICH WHITE DAD for 8 hours for they new Holy Device?!?!" In case you don't live in the US and see this shet... all that apple "sacrifice" crap was on the FRONT PAGE of the "news"papers this week... like there isn't more important things going on in the world right now other than rich consumer whores buying tech toys?!?!? BUT ALAS this is the A_MERICA MEGA CORP and they are all faithful employees!!
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